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Behind the Medic: 14 minutes left to go before closing time at the Urgent Care, and...

  • Nurse:

    Wow, for a Saturday, this shift wasn't so bad.

  • Everyone else:

    WHAT?!

  • Nurse:

    Yeah, things stayed pretty quie--

  • All:

    STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU INSANE?

  • Nurse:

    I'm sor--

  • Cranquis:

    Go back to the break room right now and light a candle.

  • Nurse:

    You mean, to pray?

  • Cranquis:

    No, to set off the fire sprinklers so we can get outta here before something terrible happens.

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